Lavender and Driftwood - Relax Bitch

Let's cut the crap - you're here because you need to chill the hell out. Enter our "Relax Bitch" Soy Candle - your new best friend, therapist, and personal 'shut-up-and-chill' guru, all rolled into one.

This ain't your granny's lavender candle. No, sir. We've taken the goody-two-shoes lavender, given it a leather jacket, a five o'clock shadow, and a motorcycle. We've married this bad boy with the gruff, manly notes of cypress, cedar, and amber, resulting in a scent that's part floral, part woodsy, and all parts "damn, that's good".

Think lavender's just for bubble baths and grandma's underwear drawer? Think again. Our "Relax Bitch" Soy Candle says screw that and flips the script, making it the perfect scent for anyone from grizzled lumberjacks to high-strung stockbrokers.

But wait, there's more. This feisty candle is jam-packed with a motley crew of essential oils like sweet orange, eucalyptus, pine, clove bud, guaiacwood, lemon, and more. It's like a party in a jar, and every scent is invited.

And because we care about Mother Earth (even if she can be a real pain in the ass sometimes), our "Relax Bitch" Soy Candle is made with top-notch soy wax. It burns cleaner and longer than a yoga instructor on a juice cleanse, ensuring that your relaxation doesn't come with a side of guilt.

So go on, grab our "Relax Bitch" Soy Candle, kick back, and remember - life's too short to be uptight. Light this baby up, breathe in, breathe out, and for goodness sake, relax, bitch!